THE SECRET LIFE OF A SCHOOL JANITOR!

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THE SECRET LIFE OF A SCHOOL JANITOR

The secret life of a school janitor is harder than it seems!
Once I tell you what I endure
you'll wonder why I do not scream!

The life of a janitor is hard and thankless.
I struggle and clean and straighten and polish
I dread what their dorms will look like in college!

The life of a janitor is mystery;
you never know what you'll find--
someones gym socks, an old book, a lost lunch,
or an abandoned, empty orange rind!

The work of a janitor is tough--
the rooms are always a wreck!
The soaps make make my skin dry and rough,
and the brats are a pain in the neck!!

The clothes of this janitor are humble--
I'm wearing my janitor suit!!
But I can't afford much more than this--
I don't earn much janitor loot!