Bilateral BrainStorms

                                                    The Beggining

I think I hear a chocolate chip cookie calling me. Yep thats a chocolate chip cookie, the crumbling sound, the sweet smell. Mmmmm.. okay It's worth getting out of bed for. I won't let it fall, unless it falls in my mouth hehheehhhe. So I ate my cookie, ha ha ? And man, I brushed my teeth, because I had chocolate chips all in my mouth. Gross!! After brushing my teeth I went to the zoo and brushed all the animals' teeth because they had eaten cookies as well. And then the zoo keeper yelled at me because all of the animals died since I used trident and not colgate then master cheif pop out of a flesh eating zombie that came over with diarreha and and had 1000 backs! And with the Arby's hat over each spinal colum! Then Chuck Norris popped out with a round house kick to 1 of the 1000 backs, killing it instantly! Then upchucked the cookies. Then I ran up to Chuck Norris to thank him and as soon I got to his face a fist came out from his beard! Everything went dim.................... I woke up suddenly in the lion's cage and as poor Lisa the Lion slept, I felt my organs slowly shrink, I turned pale as if I was struck by lighting. Slowly cauthously if creeped up towards the cage exit. "Help..."I whispered. "Help" --------->  to be continued