The life of Lenny

The life of Lenny


Lenny was a normal guy, a good guy, always trying to do the right thing, a moral figure, he was a perfect member of society.

He had a great family, great friends, a great dog, and a great job.

It seems that all is well in the life of Lenny. That is, until one day, he cracked.

Lenny had had enough.

Had enough of his moaning wife, had enough of his annoying kids, had enough of his loud, stupid friends, had enough of his lazy, smelly pet, he had even had enough of his fat, ugly, boring, unfunny, simple minded boss. Lenny had just had enough.


So what did Lenny do? You may ask, well, Lenny ran away.


Lenny got a one way ticket to Cuba and left it all behind. He packed up his stuff, drove to the airport, parked the car in a very expensive spot, thinking ‘’Hell, I aint coming back, I don’t have to pay this!’’

So there he was, air born, heading for a new country, a new start, a new Life Of Lenny.


So Lenny had left everything of his old life behind. But, why would such a great, righteous, law abiding guy like Lenny escape from the people he loved? Most of them loved him, they depended on him, they wanted Lenny to be in their lives.


The wife, the kids, the dog, the pals, the boss, all gone. Just like that.


Why would Lenny leave? Who knows? Although he did burn all of the above alive before he left.



God bless Lenny.