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Yard "Sailing"
Like plunder-crazed pirate wenches some ladies can't resist a yard "sail"
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Yard "Sailing"

Sailing sailing
We scour over the open road
If my trunk space will hold more
I'll return with quite a load

Sailing ailing
My trunk space is no more
If I return and make more trips
I'll come home with junk galore

Sailing sailing
Too late when I realize
I bought each and every single dress
Alas it's not my size

Sailing sailing
I spied one more bargain
My husband says with keys in hand
"Not on your life again"

Sailing sailing
Got a brand new GPS
but it's useless to me half the time
My man's sick of the yard sale B.S.

Sailing sailing I've cajoled him just in time
To buy more stuff I think I need
Then it turns out it used to be mine !



Kimarie Freeman
July 3,  2009
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