Fast and Furious

He came at me Fast and Furious,
dipped his haead and lifted me,
shooting toward the sky.

I came down legs split, landing
on his back,facing his rump.

With a twist and a lunge,
he sent me rocketing toward the fence.

I hit the ground running, legs spinning,
like roadrunner Beep! Beep!

Diving under the rail, I looked back
at his swishing tail.

Jumping up I whirled around,
threw my hat on the ground.

" I'll show you you ornery cuss fore
I'll ner cross this pasture again!"


One week later found me,
crouching in a sprinter's stance,
bout to pee my panse.

Watching him standing under a walnut tree,
I was waiting for my chance.

Shading my eyes, so I could see,
if he was lookng back at me.

I took off in a flash, both feet kicking dust,
hoping this was not my last run.

I could hear his hoofs pounding ground,
breathing fire on his run.

"Maybe this time, I will be faster".
Cussing as I run," "Damn why can't
I just walk around this damn pasture?"