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  >> Static Item >> Short Story >> Comedy >> ID #1584109  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Lets Be Pigs
100 word no repeat competition, Two bums and a drunken conversation.
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Larry, local town drunk and intellect, was very excited about the article he just read. Headline went,"Xenotransplants using pigs will soon solve organ shortage."

"What do you think?" turning to his friend, another fellow bum. "Is it possible I could become part hog? us been like animals, snorting whenever we want" eyes keenly beaming, taking a swig of whisky. "People paying money, coming to see me in my new home, Dublin zoo."

Quentin amusingly smiles. "Now mister, that sounds great, but, contracting swine flu," looks seriously,"DEAD MEAT."

Two mates drink till nightfall, friendly arguing, incapacitated with beautiful laughter.





Notes:100 words no repeats and also the use of every letter in the alphabet.

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