THE UNEXPECTED!

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New Prompt: Write a story or poem about clicking a link on a website that takes you to somewhere you really don't want to be.

THE UNEXPECTED!

I found myself a website; I found it on my own;
was signing up for coupons, in the coupon zone!

The next moment I knew, I was on a NAUGHTY site--
this unexpected view just did not suit me right!

And, prude I know I am: I shut the whole thing down--
because I saw lewd nakedness, what had I really found?

But then, got brave again, turned on my small laptop
and once more saw sights certain to make my eyeballs pop!

That "unexpected" site was set as my DEFAULT!
But I, with one swift kick. have brought it to a halt!!