"A Pill Overcomes Most Disorders"

A Pill Overcomes Most Disorders

based upon the song "Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon & Garfunkel

and shamelessly altered by WordImperfect

When you're leery, of them all
When fear is in your eyes, a pill will answer your call;
Don't have to hide, when times get rough
And good shrinks can't be found,
'Cause a pill overcomes most disorders
Take another one down.
'Cause a pill overcomes most disorders
Buy 'em by the pound....

When you're down and out
Simply hit the street.
Scoring pills ain't all that hard:
One for me - one for you.
We'll both take part
And when the relief comes,
Pain is no longer around.
'Cause a pill overcomes most disorders
Buy another round.
'Cause a pill overcomes most disorders
Happiness will abound.

Don't fail me supplier girl
What today can I buy?
My time has come to feel fine
Sweet dreams are on their way.
Happiness is mine
I don't need no friends,
I'm sailing out of my mind,
'Cause a pill overcomes most disorders
Hope I don't come down.
'Cause a pill overcomes most disorders
Hope I don't hit the ground.