"Health Care Receiver"

"Health Care Receiver"

based upon the song "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees

and shamelessly altered (will it ever end) by WordImperfect

Oh, if I could list the things
That my lousey eyesight brings,
Permanant font size:5 would be king.
Then I trip, as I rise
You can probably hear my cries,
My big toe now is hurting, and it stings.

My face is turning green
I just drank some Mr. Clean.
Most likely, just shot my liver
And not to mention, my freaking spleen.

You once thought of me,
As someone who was able to see,
Now you know my eyesight has left me.
Yes, the good times now must end
I can't even find the Depenz
And that's just something, baby, I really need.

Can't zip up my jeans
And my hearing's not all that keen.
Gotta shakey liver
And my diet consists of greens.
Wish I was still a teen
Back then things were seen.
Think I'll jump in a river,
Or take up night-time skiing.

Oh God, good health is fleeing
It's now a chore simply peeing.
And I've now got a fever
And my prospects are lean.