"Need It" (parody of "Beat It" )

Need It -- for the 40 and older age group!!

(sing along to the tune of Michael Jackson's song, "Beat It")

I’m getting older and sometimes I can’t hear
And I keep losing things, they disappear
I got a new prescription, but the words aren’t really clear
But I need it, I need it!

The doctor says I gotta do what I can
I need more fiber, so I eat All-Bran.
I’m taking my pills ‘cause they’re part of this plan
And I need it, but I wanna be bad


I need it, need it
But I feel like I’m being cheated
I wanna eat ice cream, I wanna eat cake
Give me some red meat, how ‘bout a steak
I need it, I need it
I need it, I need it


My knees and hip joints, they are causing me pain
Don’t like those fish oil pills, let me explain
I wanna stay alive, so I shouldn’t complain
I need it, I need it.

I guess I’ll exercise and try to eat right
No juicy cheeseburger, it’s fish tonight
I’ll try to keep control; not eat everything in sight
But I need it, and I wanna be bad


I need it, need it
But I feel like I’m being cheated
I wanna eat ice cream, I wanna eat cake
Give me some red meat, how ‘bout a steak
I need it, I need it
I need it, I need it

I need it, need it, need it.
I need it, need it, need it.