"I Need A Clean Bed Pan"

"I Need a Clean Bed Pan"

based upon the song "I Want To Hold Your Hand" by Lennon & McCartney

and shamelessly altered by WordImperfect

(this actually feels sac-religious or something - I feel so "dirty")

Oh yeah I'll, tell you something
I think you'll understand,
That when nature, takes it's course,
I need a clean bed pan.

I need a clean bed pan (x2)

Oh please, say to me
We have a ceiling fan.
And know, that it's not just pee
Must have a clean bed pan.

Now find a clean bed pan
Ate too much raisin bran.

And when I eat, sometimes feel "funny" inside
Loss of bowel control is just one function, I can't hide.

I can't hide (x2)

Poor you
You'd better get something,
That resembles, a brand new plan.
A nose clip, or something
Because the smell you can't stand.
You need a better plan
And hide the raisin bran,
And get a clean bed pan.