"More Food"

"More Food"

based upon the song "Hey Jude" by Lennon & McCartney

and shamelessly altered by WordImperfect

More food, is never bad
Take a small portion, and make it better.
Remember that super-sizing is only a start
Wife says it's not smart, but I say forget her.

Take chicken, fried or sauteed
We were made to, turn on the broiler.
Ten minutes, and closely watch the skin
Start to turn brown, which makes it taste better.

And any time you want to baste, more food, don't waste
Don't put too much sauce around the border.
For well you know that it's not cool, if you begin, to drool,
Ask for extra napkins with your order.

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Na-na-na-na

More food, let's go uptown
A quarter-pounder, makes life much better.
Remember, there's nothing like a Pop-tart
It's just a start, you can do so much better.

So let the sauce dribble off of your chin
Gluttony be-gins,
You're looking for someone to chow-down with.
And don't you know that it's a rule
More food, is cool,
But now it feels like you've eaten a boulder.

Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na

More food, don't cook it bad
Take a foot long, and make it better.
Forget that it's mouse droppings under the skin
Just add mustard, and all will be better.

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, more food!

(16x 'til fade out)