HOLD THE PEPPER STICK

HOLD THE PEPPER STICK

I once picked a peck of pickled peppers
Then took a stick
I beat them and beat them and beat them
Until a someone shouted "You dumb Prick!"

"You freaking sod!" I fired back
Swinging higher the wood in warning
Mind your business! Shove off 'Jimmy',
or you'll taste a lick!"

Still in plain sight
A peck of pickled peppers I moved to the floor
Where I wacked them again and again and again
Until I could wack them no more!

I was caught on cam by Free The Peppers United
Be nice to peppers, be nice boo hoo
Then he stepped forward
The wanker I knew.

"Your mother has bollocks,
your father's a lew!"
Quickly I closed the distance,
The bait taken, to him I flew.

His thrashing occurred exactly as planned
I thrashed him up, I thrashed him south
When finished, I thrashed him again for
Opening his mouth!

Now the peppers I whip privately
I whip them without reason
And uh, also answer "present" to
PR63128 from my cell in prison.