Tails slapstick of pain 4

two months after tails got out of the hospital he made some modifacations to the plane, he made sure the seat was back far another so he wouldn't hit his groin, he then used another practice dummy.
Tails:It works! now hopefully I can get it to work.
he then got a phone call on his cell phone.
tails:Y'ellow?
sonic:Hey tails, you didn't forget to meet me and the others for launch at the new burger palce did ya?
Tails:No, I'll be right there, I just finished the tornado, and hopefully nothing goes wrong.
sonic:You better hope it doesn't.
tails:Alright I'll be right there.
he hang up and got in the tornado and didn't hit his groin.
tails:Phew. maybe there won't be any chain reactions.
Or so he thought.
as he was flying above the resturant the tornado started to sputter.
tails:awwwwwww nuts!
the plane started to fall and it started to do flips on the grund. tails' friends took notice. after the 5th flip tails got tossed into the air and landed into the propeller.
Tails:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
he then got launched into the resturant window and got glass in his skin, and landed in the deep fryer and got 4 degree burns.
tails:YAWOOOO! I HATE CHAIN REACTIONS!
he then flew out the other window and got glass in his back and flew into the electronics store and landed head first into a plasma screen tv and got electracuted and the plasma screen tv exploded and launched tails into a wall and broke the bones in his arm, and landed in a dumpster. as soon as he stood up the dumpster hit his head.
tails:DOH!
sonic lifted the dumpster lid.
sonic:Tails, are ya ok?
tails:Daddy, my car went swimming in the gell-o.
he then passed out into another comma.
shadow:Better get him to the hospital.
silver:Now you got to admit, the more this happens the more funnier it gets.
sonic:Well ya got me there.
a few hours later tails woke up seeing nothing but a wrapped bandage around his head.
Tails:What happened?
sonic:well the tornado malfunctioned again.
tails:darn it. is this condition critical?
shadow:no.
rouge:but you did get hurt alot.
amy:They had to put the bandages around your head due to the 4 degree burns. in fact, if you stay'd in there a little longer, yor skull could've been shown.
sonic:she's right.you also got glass in your chest and back, you started to bleed hard.
knuckles:But here's my question.....how are you still alive?
blaze:It's a mystery we'll nevver find out.
sonic and tails, we got this bill, I think you need to look at it.
tails read it.
tails:$500,000,000?
cream:And here's the medical bill.
tails:$600? IM going to have to sell all my stuff to pay this! even my house!
sonic:well you can crash at one of our places for a while.
tails:Sweet! that's the last time I ever.....Ever, touch that plane again!
After that vow he hoped the pain will stop, or so he thought.