I HATE ZOMBIE MOVIES

"Holy Mary, Mother of God -"

"Charlie!"

"Pray for us sinners..."

Hauling his friend into an upright position. "Outside are probably fifty walking corpses, the ultimate proof that religion is meaningless. Your prayers won't help, now get up!"

Deputy Slater skidded to a halt. "Three semi automatics, ninety rounds... all I could find."

The Sheriff stood. "Our only chance," he said, seizing additional ammunition. "We blow their goddamn heads off.... and If anyone gets bitten."

They huddled together, cradling loaded Remingtons, determination etched across each tired face.

"Never liked Zombie movies anyway!" officer Smith cried, charging headlong, dispatching anything already dead.