Blind Date Guide Dog

I've been on many a blind date
I really should get a guide dog
Maybe my prince is always late
or disguised as a homely frog

It gets so very stressful
hiding behind a door or curtain
I'm afraid to come out
until I know he's left for certain

Perhaps I just need courage
to give sci-fi nerds a try
Maybe I shouldn't discourage
guys who are handsome inside

Bald men can be very sexy
Fat guys can be somewhat cute
They might be blind date gems
only seen by the very astute

Perhaps I may have set the bar
just a little bit too high
For the short guys who came far
to talk to my boobs and sigh

It might come in very handy
to date a guy who wears a toupee
I can use his wig to hide my face
when friends run into me that day

Maybe I'm just too shallow
to be dating anyone at all
I just hope I'll get the number
of the hot guy living down the hall

With my luck he'll turn out to be gay
like all the other studs available today
Think I'll settle for popcorn and diet Pepsi
And flip between House and Nurse Jackie

by: Kimarie