Blubber-in-a Box

Tired of struggling with what to eat?



Worried whether you are getting the nutrition you need?



Concerned with getting enough fiber in your diet?



Troubled with that anorexic model look?



There is nothing more frustrating than looking as emaciated as Nicole Richie or Posh Beckham.



Hi, Billie Mays here with Blubber-in-a-Box.



Do you want to look like this the rest of your life or would you like to look like this?



How would you like to survive in the cold waters of the Bering Straits longer than Calista Flockhart?



Now you can… with Blubber-in-a-Box.



Our patent pending Blubber-in-a-Box allows you to increase those curves and bulk up that body with minimal effort all in the safety of your home.



The secret behind Blubber-in-a-Box is our patented Cal-O-Ree Nhancers, a rich blend of high Glycemic Indexed marvels containing only the very best quality ingredients.



While Cal-O-Ree Nhancers may appear to look like everyday donuts, they are not. These twelve precision-designed pastry morsels make up this astonishing kit for the most discriminating taste…guaranteed to make every mouthful an incredible experience.



Each of the Cal-O-Ree Nhancers were designed to fit snuggly in your hand for that rapid and smooth arching movement to your mouth. The aerodynamic holes carefully located in the middle of the Cal-O-Ree Nhancers provide less air resistance and speeds the delivery of that rounded morsel to that salivating orifice. Wow..what what fast results.



While bland bakery items like bagels provide only 320 calories, each Cal-O-Ree Nhancers packs a solid 575 calories and 35 grams of fat. Not only do the Cal-O-Ree Nhancers contain far more calories, they also will convert to starch and sugar faster than that bagel. You can see results in the mirror in little to no time at all.

You would have to eat an entire Big Mac to match the caloric and fat intake of one Cal-O-Ree Nhancer. But no need to drive to a Mickee Dee’s—we deliver in the comfort of your home.



It is as easy as one two three.



Take it with you on vacation. Eat them in a movie theatre. It has never been easier.



You get professional results every single time.



Blubber-in-a-Box can be yours for only $19.99.



Mouth not watering yet? Well, hold on!



Through this exclusive TV offer, we will send you a second one absolutely free.



A $20 value, yours for free. That’s right…free!



But wait—that’s not all. If you call right now, we will send you a Glaze & Daze Kit, a packet of highly condensed sweetener to jack-up those calories another 25% …for absolutely nothing. You just pay the shipping and handling.



What are you waiting for…call today for Blubber-in-a-Box. Here’s how to order.