Beware: Terrible Twos

An episode in the life of my youngest grandchild, and only grand daughter:


My granddaughter has an uncle
just three months older than she.
He has a twin sister.
They are all less than three.

Recently on a  short visit
with her Papa and Gigi,
the kids were in the playroom.
“Uncle” became smelly.

Although she tried hard to summons,
Help was all the way downstairs.
She decided she’d change him
though she was not prepared.

She got him down and removed
his soiled diaper and then
she cried for help once more,
but wasn’t heard again!

She took the poopy diaper,
and tossed it over the top.
It splattered on the flooring
with a great squishy plop!

Her mother is expecting
in just a week or two.
We can’t wait to see what her
little helper’s going to do.

For she thinks she’s as old as
her Mother is, you see.
She is quite independent,
and she is not quite three!