To Sapp

Sapp you are one sly mother fucker.
Years of hiding and sharpening your skills of speech-craft.
Years of not letting loose the method of your ways.
Years of not letting slip of any secrets of your world.

Sapp you are one sneaky mother fucker.
Night after night of dramatic and college student style living.
Night after night of bubbly drunk parties and sex.
Night after night, girl after girl.

Sapp you are one devilish mother fucker.
You figured it out at exactly the right time.
You knew how to play your cards, and you played well.
You have bagged the big one now.

So stick it to her once for me.
You lucky son of a bitch.