Loopy!

People say,
Be yourself,
Don’t pretend,
Or act differently,
But this theory is,
Trouble for me.

If I took,
Their advice then,
I’d probably be,
In an insane asylum
Let me explain,
So you can see why.

Instead of milk,
In my cereal,
I would rather have,
A shoe.

Instead of going,
To work, to earn money,
I would rather,
Stay home, to earn money.

Or just not have money at all,
It would solve a lot of problems,
But create as many,
Problems as it would solve.
But I will,
Fix that later.

Instead of saying;
“Good morning”
I would rather say;
“Jiggle Bub”

If I liked the person,
I would be polite,
And say;
“Floo Jiggle Bub”

Many people comment,
It must be nice,
In my world,
And I agree.

I can always creep,
Into my world,
To play with,
My imagination.

My world is called,
By a very special name,
I call this world,
Fmickle Jutf!

It means;

Always Happy!

I should be president.

Of the Earth.

It would be great.

Shh.

You’ll wake me up.

My sanity, that is.

Floo jiggle numn.