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  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #1607705  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
A Word With The Doctor Please
What my son Caleb might have said to the dr if he could.
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A Word With The Doctor Please

One moment I'm swimming and floating free in my pool,
And the next I'm being squeezed, like somebody's fool,
Down a dark cramped canal,no longer in bliss,
And I really must say I do not like this.

At first I didn't realize that anything was wrong,
But then my pool broke and it didn't take long,
For me to see as I watched the water drain,
That something was happening, something insane.

I tried to fight it, I'm not going to lie,
For someone was shouting and I heard a faint cry,
I was rushing towards something scary indeed,
Just the thought of it now really has me peeved.

What had I done to deserve such a fate?
Whatever it was it can't be too late,
I'll make any promise, do whatever you say,
Whatever you want I'll agree to obey.

These lights are too bright, the air is too cold,
Of a place such as this I'd never been told.
If this is a joke it's really not funny.
And I don't think you and I are going to be chummy.

If you want to make me happy, one thing you can do,
And if you don't do it, this day you will rue.
What is it you ask, you incompetent quack?
It's really quite easy,

Just PUT ME BACK!


** #1607703 Not An Image **
Caleb Scott was born Sept 10, 2009.
He weighed 7 lbs 9 oz and was 20 in long.

His proud parents are Lisa Hollar
and Geoffrey St. Alban
His sister is Sarah

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