Say WHAT?!?!

Occasionally I see something really, really, laugh-out-loud funny in an In&Out. Granted, that's the whole reason why I&Os exist, but I just thought I'd save some of the most hilarious for posterity.

: Steve ~ Friction
: 10-02-09 @ 9:37am
: Hey, can I join? According to my buttdar there are no butt attacks due for another 24 hours. We'll have plenty of time! Uh... what are we doing again?

: pentatonic
: 10-02-09 @ 1:22pm
: ('Butt attacks'...)

: pentatonic
: 10-02-09 @ 1:23pm
: (I have nothing else to say...)

: pentatonic
: 10-02-09 @ 1:26pm
: (perhaps ever again...)

: pentatonic
: 10-02-09 @ 1:27pm
: (*befuddled emoticon*)

--from "Attack and Defend -- Turkey Massacre" 

Spink says "*sings along to paramore in a towel* Oh... you guys are here... and my towel just fell off... and three prostitutes just ran from my room... uhhhh... screw it, it's EXACTLY what it looks like."

--from "Invalid Item" 

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "I thought only Penta was allowed to be PEdantic..."

Autumn~equivoque says "Just because his name starts with PE doesn't mean he's got a monopoly on those words."

Steve ~ Friction says "Yeah, your name has to start with MO before you can have a monopoly. I've got a sting. And Autumn has autism. "

Mark says "Wow, the funny just never ends. "

Autumn~equivoque says "And Mark has marbles. Or, more accurately, doesn't."

Mark says "They just slow me down."

--from "Summer's Cafe" 

:: 'Ropa all settled :)
:: 10-13-09 @ 11:36pm
:: 'Ropa, being an active animal-protector/shelteress, may need to object to any potential cat swallowing.

--from "Steve's Place" 

: Dad
: 10-07-09 @ 10:15am
: I must be a little slow. All I know is "Klaatu barada necropolis...nicotine...uh, necktie...hmmm, oh wait, I know, nikto! Klaatu barada nikto."

: pentatonic
: 10-07-09 @ 3:14pm
: *enters* WHAT did you call me?

--from "Attack and Defend -- Turkey Massacre" 

Steve ~ Friction says "Hey, those were my relatives! *shows B&W photo of a family gathering*"

Spink says "If they were your relatives, why did they all vote for large Anti-Steve posters?"

--from "Invalid Item" 

:: MoonMoth
:: 10-03-09 @ 3:53am
:: Yeah, zombies are fun. I was behind one in line at the grocery store. We struck up a conversation about health care reform and Canadian otters.

--from "Steve's Place" 

Friend of someone: Steve ~ Friction
Time: 04-02-09 @ 9:45am
Whatever they said: But the Ides of March has already passed. On a different train of thought: do you think girls or boys form closer friendships?

Friend of someone: Mr Zaborskii
Time: 04-05-09 @ 1:14am
Whatever they said: Dark Angel, I thought stabbing (in the heart with a wooden stake) was one of the only ways to kill you. Steve, I think girls form closer friendships. They're always, you know, playing with each others' hair, talking about guys they like...

Friend of someone: Mr Zaborskii
Time: 04-05-09 @ 1:19am
Whatever they said: ... giggling. You know, girly stuff? They're almost always hugging or crying together or doing something girly like that. That's gotta be close.

Friend of someone: Mr Zaborskii
Time: 04-05-09 @ 1:19am
Whatever they said: Anyways, a guy has to have a fifteen foot radius around him at all times, thus eliminating the possibility of a CLOSE FRIENDSHIP by almost all definitions.

--from "Dark Angel's Lair" 

Mark says "It's okay, I created a fluff zone - now, anything that comes at me, invading the zone, turns to something fluffy and soft before it hits me. "

Steve ~ Friction says "Ha! Easily defeated. When Buck Rogers had to deal with a fluff zone he simply catapulted 100 bunny rabbits into it. The zone went insane trying to fluff so many things that were already fluffy."

--from "Invalid Item" 

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "If HE'S the loyalist member of the Imperium, I'd say within the next four seconds everyone will rebel. *fours seconds later a call rings on his phone* Yeah? Creator he... Alright... *hangs up* That was the Emporer. Everyone just revolted. "

--from "The King's Planet" 

"Abandon the lifeboat! It's attracting sharks!" -- Coal

--from "Famous Last Words" 

: Dad
: 11-14-09 @ 9:21am
: I think with sum uv tha prahblims eye hav wit speling, eye mae hav takn tha clas. Hel, eye mite eben teech it!

: TSC- NaNo? As if.
: 11-14-09 @ 9:43am
: Wow. There are so many spelling errors in that sentence if you could harness the power of mistakes you could power the whole planet for a year.

--from "Attack and Defend -- Turkey Massacre" 

pentatonic says "Go Jetstream! *kisses the shell of his conflict-resolution turtle**tosses Jetstream down the race course*"

--from "The King's Planet" 

: Dad
: 11-14-09 @ 4:42pm
: I hit the backspace key so often, occasionally it hits back.

--from "Attack and Defend -- Turkey Massacre" 

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "So Elephants really CAN fly!!! I KNEW IT! TAKE THAT UNIVERSITY OF KAZWAZILAND!"

Autumn~equivoque says "*rolls eyes* You can see why he got kicked out."

Steve ~ Friction says "First student to get booted out of UK since the founding."

Autumn~equivoque says "Kazwaziland is in the UK? Must be somewhere near Birmingham."

catty WDC since 2003 says "Isn't that in Alabama?"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "AHA! This proves my OTHER theorum correct! The United Kingdom AND Alabama are ACTUALLY THE SAME PLACE! TAKE THAT NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE!!"

--from "Kickin' Back on the Ice Floe" 

Battler: TSC- NaNo? As if.
: Hours: 11-12-09 @ 10:24pm
: TSCus knew someone had to help intervene in the situation. So he did what any self-respecting deity does. Wait for a lawyer.

--from "Battle 101" 

: Dad
: 11-17-09 @ 11:17pm
: I'm amazingly sexy for my age. ('Course, for my age, the ability to stand may be considered sexy. Dad's not exactly a spring chicken any more.)

--from "Attack and Defend -- Turkey Massacre" 

Steve ~ Friction says "I'm so anti-anthropomorphic that even Mickey Mouse gets down on all fours and scurries around looking for cheese when he sees me coming."

--"Catty's Tree House" 

: Autumn~equivoque
: 11-15-09 @ 10:29am
: Well, yes, I suppose so. Now here's a challenge: post without the letter E.

: TSC- NaNo? As if.
: 11-15-09 @ 10:51am
: I saw a book that is 50,000 words long and had no "e" in it. You will also not find it in this post.

--from "Attack and Defend -- Turkey Massacre" 

Battler: Autumn~equivoque
Hours: 11-16-09 @ 6:33pm
: Unbeknownst to our heroes Pentus, TSCus, Shmerl and Autumnus, Stevus was actually a spy for the O.R.M., and was secretly planning to...

Battler: pentatonic
Hours: 11-16-09 @ 8:25pm
: ...audition for American Idol.

--from "Battle 101" 

pentatonic says "U_U"

Steve ~ Friction says "Is that supposed to be an old lady's breasts?"

--from "The King's Planet" 

pentatonic says "What's wrong with having a strange man enter your home at night wearing an eccentric red suit and leaving you strange packages?"

Autumn~equivoque says "Everything."

--from "The King's Planet" 

Steve ~ Friction says "Welcome to SC, home of world-famous politicians like Mark Sanford and Joe Wilson. Bigsmile"

catty WDC since 2003 says "And probably Miss Piggy."

Steve ~ Friction says "You lie!"

LadyBooBoo♥VonNalic says "Would Catty lie?"

Mark says "Ahm, I think I need to add this: GUYS DO NOT ANSWER THAT!"

--from "Catty's Tree House" 

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "No sir, things were different back then. We had tougher, stronger Santas. I remember the very first incarnation of Santa, some Ten Thousand years ago. He used to bust down doors and shove gifts right up people's noses. Ah, good times..."

Autumn~equivoque says "I like that TSC! Let's go back to the good old days. I heard Steve wants a 12-foot cactus for Christmas. "

--from "The King's Planet"