Ode to ex-lovers on Facebook

So you're trolling on facebook one day
and a great long lost lover says hey

She asks you if you'll be a friend
and your curious about her after y'alls end

So she adds you to her list
but after seeing that list, you're pissed

She has fifty different pictures of guys
and she showed you just to get a rise

So you make up a rumor and post it online
she doesn't have ten toes, she has nine

She doesn't brush her teeth, she brushes her lips
and lately I've noticed a red rash on her hips

With great satisfaction you smile and press send
and are sure that this time is really the end