Joe contemplates society.

Well, one of the most important things in society is politics. Why is that? It's cause everybody wants to be all 'politically' correct. Not regular correct. So you'd think since politics is so important, we'd be a little smarter at them. But, nope. Everybody just spends all their time blaming the Republicans for the economy and the Democrats for teen suicide rates. And how the hell did Bush get to be president? Didn't he smoke weed or something? And this Obama guy... I heard he was a terrorist. I thought terrorists were the bad guys, they should go to HELL. Plus, there's all those congress guys, but they don't do anything so no one gives a shit about them until they get caught cheating' on their wife or some shit.

One of the other most important things is movies. I mean, that's where it's at. There's lots of different types of movies: shitty teen movies, kid movies, and good movies. The only ones worth watching are the good movies. These include Clash of the Titans and Karate Kid. If you don't like them, then FUCK YOU. Shitty teen movies are like that one about the gay vampire at night-time. I do not think that kids should be watching such homosexual propaganda. Kid movies are the ones that used to be tv shows. They also suck.

Anyways, you know what else is important? Music. Yep, everyone likes music. There's two kinds of music. Good music, and rap. Now if you wanna listen to rap, that's all right. I'll be real polite when I tell you to go to HELL. Good music is everything I listen to, like Billy Ray Cyrus and Tim McGraw. And there are people who are music legends, like that Elvis dude who wrote about shoes, and Michael Jackson, who is a fag. If you like Michael Jackson, you can go to HELL.

Also, today's kids are way too focused on sex. All these girls walking around in short shorts and tank tops. You'd think their parents would have some morals and tell those sluts to put some clothes on till they're legal. Damn... Plus, all them teenage boys and their playboy magazines, that is what's wrong with America. Also, homosexuals are trying to get married so they can spread they're gay religion to the whole world. I would not want my kids exposed to that. I happen to like regular sex, and these bitches are just trying to ruin it. I believe homosexuality is a disease that is contributing to the high crime rates here in America. If you're gay, you're going to HELL.
And last, but not least, Jesus. I don't think today's society would be around without him. I mean, he tells us all the stuff in the bible, like God hates fags, and abortion is bad and stuff. God's real specific about that kind of thing. And if you don't like him, you can go to HELL.