Elvis is dead???

I thought Elvis was dead
and now I hear he's walking the streets of New York City
he's been making the rounds
and he eats and he clowns
and he also drinks to many martinis
and that can't be good
if he's looking to weigh a ton
laughing won't rid the crumbs
but I always thought he was a little heavy
when he couldn't find his wienie
I hear he's on the radio
and he sings a different tune
and he talks about the boys a lot
lay him out
like a fat pig with a spoon

And his sidekick John
I thought he was gone
he talks like an old fart who's been here to long
but he does have a wise way about him
and when he speaks he never seems to be wrong
and then there's Skeery
he's always holding the phones
looking for the number of young girls to throne
there's also that clown named GregT
with that big empty round head
he had a screw lose and it popped out
and all his marbles rolled out in the street
it makes one wish
that Mister Leonard and his lime....
green car hadn't booked out of town on a dime

My girl Danielle
well...she got married much to soon
and had babies and now pumps milk from her boobs
but it's okay
cause she has a laugh that can make even vampires swoon
and that Carolina
she acts like a holeee.....new ball game
I've seen her pic and it's a shame
cause she sure is hot and can spark any old flame
oh
this is the Elvis crew
along with a few other wanna be shrewd
they prank and they swank
when they have others join the ranks
their phone taps are whack
but unlike all the rest
the young ones seem to tap about sex

They all talk a lot about nothing
they all laugh a lot about anything
and cry a lot about something
sometimes it just feels like a bad case of wind
the laughter the love  the vodka the gin
all makes for a merry time
with Elvis
and John
and GregT
and Skeery
and Danielle
and Carolina
and that black guy in Florida
and the wanna be's
and I wouldn't change a single solitary line
cause I love them all just fine