Chess or Checkers

Ben: Wow, I’m so tired.
Wayde: Didn't you just wake up?
Ben: Yea, that's the weird part about it.
Wayde: Sucks to be you I guess.
Ben: Umm, thanks for the motivation?
Wayde: No problem, you wanna play checkers?
Ben: Didn't I just mention that I was tired? Or was I dreaming?
Wayde: Aaah, so you want to play Monopoly?
Ben: You're kidding? That game goes for like three hours.
Wayde: Hmmm, you're being hard to please.
Ben: Hard to please? Give me a pineapple and a keyboard, and then I will be pleased.
Wayde: What?
Ben: Nothing, don’t worry... ignore what I just said.
Wayde: No, now I want to know what you can do with a pineapple... to please yourself.
Ben: Gaah dammit, okay I’ll play checkers if you shut up
Wayde: You have yourself a deal, bring it on... I bet you're goin' to beat me, but I’m pretty good so I might win... damn this is gonna be an intense match we will ha...
Ben: The deal was for you to shut up.
Wayde:"Sigh" fine let's play.

-Two Minutes Later-

Ben: Checkmate Mr. Bishop.
Wayde: umm, hate to destroy your glory but that's chess... this is checkers.
Ben: And? I just won yes?
Wayde: well no... And even in chess you can't checkmate a bishop...
Ben: yeah... but… how else are you supposed to win?
Wayde: by taking the… oh never mind screw it… you didn’t even want to play in the first place why am I having this argument.
Ben: Well it isn’t really an argument cos I’m not arguing.
 



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: Sean Williamson