South Park Wendy's Giant Adventure Part1

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“Oh shut up bitch!” Eric Cartman said sticking the middle finger up at Wendy Testaburger after Wendy started ranting on his racist behavior towards Token Black, who was African American. “Don’t call me a bitch fatass!!!” Wendy shouted back.~1~ “FUCK YOU!!! I…” “Yeah yeah, big boned and all that… seriously, how to you tell yourself that it’s true when it’s false!?” Wendy said cutting off Cartman.

“Screw you!!! I’ll say what I want you stupid whore!” Eric said sticking up both middle fingers. Around this time, Eric’s “friends”: Stan Marsh, Kyle Brofloski and Kenny McCormick walked over when Cartman did this. “Hey dude! Stop harrasing my girlfriend!!!” Stan said kicking him square in the testicles. “YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I’LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS WHEN I GET UP!!!” Eric said falling to the ground. “Let’s go Wendy!” Stan said, grabbing his girlfriends hand while Kyle and Kenny laughed their asses off.

“Fuck you!!!” Cartman shouted. ‘’Dude, you deserved that!” Kyle said wiping his tears. “Oh yeah? Well screw you guys! I’m going home!” Eric said pulling the fire alarm starting a false fire drill.

*After the false fire drill*

“I wanna know who did it!!! Who thought that it was gonna be funny m’kay!?” Mr.Mackey shouted in front of the class. “That son of a bitch…” Kyle mumbled before rasing his hand.. “OH! So it was you m’kay!?”Mr.Mackey shouted. “No… it was Cartman…” Kyle said.

*At Eric’s house*

Eric was watching Terrance and Phillip, a Canadian comedy about farts. Cartman’s mom, Liane Cartman walked in mad. “Eric sweetie, I just got a call sayig you started a false fire drill. Is this true?” Eric’s mom said blocking the television. “Yeah… but I was sick of that…” “I don’t care what you’re escuse is Eric! There is going to be punishment for skiping, which means no Terrance and Phillip for one month!” Liane said changing the channel. “But mom… it was getting to the part where…” “No buts!” Liane said cutting Eric off. “Bitch!” Cartman said to himself as he started channel surfing. “Oh yeah! You’re going back right now by the way!” Liane said. “You can’t…” “MOVE MISTER!!!” Liane yelled, scaring Cartman into doing so. “Good… now where’s that vibrator?” Liane asked herself while she started serching for it.

*In class*

“Ok kids… today we are going to learn about growth harmones.” Mr. Garrison said writing growth harmones on the board. “Uh… Mr Garrison… I think I’m gonna go in my pants!” Wendy said rasing her hand. “Go and you be quick!!!” Mr. Garrison shouted as Wendy ran off to the bathroom.

*In the bathroom*

Wendy took a shit in the toilet and walked up to the sink and mirror, taking a good look at herself. “Something’s different…” Wendy said leaving the bath room.

*Back in class*

“Ok… now any questions?” Mr. Garrison asked pointing at Stan who raised his hand. “Well… we never got anything taught to us… so why would we ask any questions?” Stan asked as Wendy came back in and took her seat. “Wendy… is there something different about you?” Stan asked as Mr. Garrison noticed Wendy looked a little taller then the rest of the class. “PERFECT!!!”Mr. Garrison yelled pulling Wendy out of her seat and up in front of the class.

“Huh?” Wendy asked as she got to the chalkboard. “Now class… Wendy seems to have had something called a ‘growth spurt’.” Mr. Garrison said starting the lesson. “Anyway… a growth spurt…” Mr. Garrison said continuing, until Cartman bursted out in laughter, which pissed Mr. Garrison off.

“What’s so damn funny now Cartman!?” Mr. Garrison shouted at Cartman. “Oh… I know what she grew alright!” Cart said falling out of his chair laughing his ass off. “Shut the fuck up and get back in you’re seat!!!” Mr. Garrison shouted. “Hey! You said I couldn’t say fuck in school!!! Besides, you use big boobs here *points at Wendy as the rest of the class gasped* to teach the class!!! So suck my balls shitface!” Cartman said flipping both middle fingers at Mr. Garrison and Wendy as both Wendy and Mr. Garrison turned red with rage.

*In Mr. Mackey’s office*

“And that’s what happened!” Wendy said explaning what happened. “M’kay. So Eric… what do you have to say for yourself m’kay?” Mr. Mackey asked. “Well… that was before Wendy could take things… OWWWWW!!!” Cartman yelled as Wendy kicked him square in the tesitcles. “”Wendy! Uh… violence is never ok for this siuation m’kay!” said getting Wendy’s attention. “Oh come on! Violence might be the ONLY way that Cartman will learn! Besides, he tortures everyone like this!” Wendy shouted.

“You… stupid… bitch!” Cartman said like he had the wind knocked out of him. “Well… since it is Cartman… I’ll make an exception m’kay.” Mr. Mackey said as Wendy started jumping around in glee, untill her stomach started growling and hurting. “BATHROOM!!!” Wendy yelled flying out the door and towards the girls bathroom. “Weak…” Cartman said before collasping.

*In the bathroom*

Wendy in a cliche way, threw water on her face and looked at herself in the mirror. “You’re ok Wendy! Nothing’s wrong with you.” Wendy told her self as her body grew again. Bebe came in that moment. “Hey Wen… oh my god what’s happening to you Wendy!?” Bebe shouted. “I don’t know… I need a scientist!” Wendy shouted as she stopped, this time Wendy looked as tall as a sixth grader. “Holy crap Wendy! You’re so tall!” Bebe said looking up at Wendy “Yeah… I am…” Wendy said looking at herself.

*In the classroom*

“So… now that we know what growth harmones are… any questions?” Mr. Garrison asked. “Uh yeah… why should we care?” Stan asked. “BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU EVENTUALLY YOU LITTLE PUNK!!! SIT DOWN NOW!!!” Mr. Garrison yelled. Wend came back to the classroom and made everyone gasp because she looked like a sixth grader. “Wow dude… Stan, you are so lucky!” Kyle said as Wendy took her seat, whch seemed hard to fit in now.

“See? They started for Wendy! Sure, it’s oddly fast… and she still oddly looks like a fouth grader but still as tall as a sixth grader… but it’s also a proven point!!!” Mr. Garrison shouted. “Holy fuck! I’d like to see Wendy in action!” Kenny said in his muffled voice. “DUDE!!! THAT’S GROSS!!! BESIDES, SHE’S STAN’S GIRLFRIEND!” Kyle yelled seeing as most people can’t understand Kenny though Kyle, Stan and even Cartman could understand. “Wait what?” Stan asked as Kyle whispered what Kenny just said. “Dude!!!” Stan shouted. “ALRIGHT YA LITTLE BASTARDS SHUT UP THIS INSTANT!!!” Mr. Garrison yelled.

*During lunch*

Wendy headed towards the table that she usually sat at, but Stan called her over and she sat with Stan, Kyle, Kenny and even Cartman as well as their freinds. “So… what did you want?” Wendy asked. “Wendy… some of the other boys got a crush on you now for some reason…” Stan said. “Really? Well, what’s the problem?” Wendy asked as she felt something hump her leg, which turned out to be Kenny. “KENNY!!!” Stan yelled, which startled Kenny and made him stop. “Oh… now I get it.” Wendy said. “It’s alright Wendy! It’s no pro… pro… pro… pro… problem!” Jimmy, a crippled kid that had a stutter, which caused him problems to say some words, said. “Well uh, yeah! Besides, I’ll get grounded if I go out with a girl someone else is going out with.” Butters said.

“Dude! What don’t they punish you for? They pretty much ground you for saying some stupid thing like calling them pu…” Stan started saying untill Butters screamed in fear. “Don’t say that! They’ll beat my ass for that, that’s the last time I trust Cartman!!!” Butters said looking down. “Aw… does someone need a hug?” Wendy asked hugging Butters, who calmed down and blushed. “Well uh… yeah, I guess I feel so much better!” Butters shouted in glee, which caused Wendy to giggle.
“Alright… so now that we got that out of the way… who needs understanding that Wendy is my girlfriend?” Stan asked. “You’rs?” Wendy asked. “Wendy… last time we broke up… I almost became another one of the goth kids! I don’t want you to leave again…” Stan said. “Oh… well just don’t call say that I’m you’rs. Kind of makes me feel more like property…” Wendy said. “Oh… ok, sure!” Stan said as Wendy kissed him. Kenny bowed his head and started walking away. “What’s wrong Kenny?” Kyle asked, just noticing. “I never get a soild relationship!” Kenny shouted muffled. “What did he say?” Wendy asked, to which Kenny took his hood off. “I said it’s not fair how I never get a soild relationship yet Stan has had one for about seven years excluding the two year break up!” Kenny shouted.

“Well… you are poor… and not a lot of…” “SHUT UP CARTMAN!!! STOP RIPPING ON ME JUST BECAUSE I’M POOR!!!” Kenny yelled biting Cartman’s head. “GET THIS SON OF A BITCH OFF ME!!!” Cartman yelled running around as Kenny kept a powerful grip on Cartman’s head. The other boys (even Wendy) started bursting out in laughter. “Finally!!! Fatass got what was coming to him!” Kyle said bursting out in laughter.

“GET OFF!!! YOU WILL RESPECT MY ATHORITAH KENNY!!!” Cartman yelled. “Yeah! Fucking idiot!” Stan said between laughs. “WERE SCREWED!!!” Butters yelled. “Huh? What is it Butters?” Wendy asked. “TRENT! HE GOT RELEASED AGAIN!” Butters yelled frezzing up everyone. “T-T-T-T-T-T- Trent?” Stan asked with panic in his face. “Oh fuck! Were screwed!” Kenny said letting go and putting his hood back on as well as tightening it. “Wait… Cartman, tell me right now… how much did it hurt when I kicked you in the testicles?” Wendy asked.

“Uh.. what are you…” “DON’T EVEN PULL THIS CRAP CARTMAN!!! WHAT’S MORE IMPORTANT: YOU’RE PRIDE OR YOU’RE LIFE!?” Wendy yelled. “Fine… it hurt even more then it does from you guys…” Cartman said feeling somewhat sad. “YES!!! I think that I might have a chance to take him on!” Wendy shouted in glee. “NO! Wendy, he landed SIXTH GADERS in the damn hospial!!!” Stan shouted in worry.

“Oh relax…” Wendy started saying, but got cut off because of a sharp pain in her stomach. “Yes! Another growth spurt is coming!” Wendy said as her body expanded again. “AGAIN!? HOW MANY CAN YOU GET IN ONE DAY!?”Stan yelled looking at Kyle, who shrugged his sholders. Wendy stopped growing at the size of about most adults in Sotuh Park. “Sweet! Now Trent won’t get a hit on me!” Wendy said punching her hand.

“HE’S COMING!!!” someone shouted which caused everyone except Wendy to panic. “This is gonna be too easy!” Wendy said to herself as she left the lunch room to find Trent. “May God help Wendy kick that cun…cun…cun…cun… cunt’s ass!” Jimmy said.

*In the hallways*

Kids paniced as Trent opened the school doors. “HE’S COMING!!!” one kid yelled running for his life. “It’s the end of all of us!!!” another yelled. Wendy continued down the hallway she was in with Stan’s group (Kyle, Cartman and Kenny) as a mob of kids came in the other directions. “HOLY SHIT!!!” Stan yelled as Wendy opened a door and they entered. They heard cheering and turned around to see that they were in Kyle’s younger adopted brother: Ike’s class. “Oh I get it… they think Wendy’s a substitue.” Stan said which caused Wendy to giggle. “Ok class… my name is Wendy Testabuger, but call me Mrs. Testabuger.” Wendy told them.

“What is the lesson?” Ike asked sounding segmented as his upper head moved in the air, due to him being Canadian (DOES NOT APPLY TO REAL CANADIAN’S!). “Ok… were going to be learning about…” Wendy started saying until the door was busted down by Trent.

“TRENT!!!” all four boys yelled in fear as they hid behind Wendy. “So… you’re Trent?” Wendy asked in a somehat annoyed tone. “Yeah… and I got a couple of bastards that are about to get their asses kicked!” Trent said as Wendy took her coat off showing her Terrance & Philip T-shirt. “And you said it was immature…” Cartman taunted.

“Shut up fat ass!” Kyle shouted. “Well… no one is touching my boyfriend on my watch!” Wendy said cracking her knuckles. “You don’t know who you’re messing with bitch!” Trent said cracking his neck, while Wendy turned red with rage. “BRING IT ON BASTARD!” Wendy yelled puching him square in the cheek, knocking him into the wall which caused the boys to do the infamous jaw drop. “Son…” “of…” ”a…” “bitch…” Stan, then Kyle, then Cartman and finally Kenny said.

“Wow… I guess I don’t know my own strength.” Wendy said getting back into fighting position. Trent wiped his cheek and then kneed Wend in the gut, knocking her down. “Not so tough now huh bitch?” Trent taunted, to which Wendy bit his foot. “Go Wendy!” Sten cheered. “Kick his ass!” Kenny shouted muffled. The kindergardeners chanted “WENDY! WENDY!” as the fight continued until Wendy kicked Trent right in the testicles. “YOU BITCH!!!” Trent said falling down right at her feet. Everyone else besides Trent cheered “Wendy!” and made a small mosh pit.

Wendy put her caot and gloves back on and felt a sharp pain in her stomach. “Gotta go!!!” Wendy shouted running out the door and then outside. “This one feels like a big one…” Wendy said kneeling down as she sarted growing again. This time though… Wendy grew fast and really big. Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny looked in awe as Wendy got bigger and bigger until she stopped at the size of the school. “SON OF A BITCH!!!” all four of them yelled at the same time.

Wendy got up and gasped as she saw the school level with her. “Oh my… I’m… I’m a giantess…”Wendy gasped. “A what?” Cartman asked. Kyle got out a dictionary and looked it up. “Ok… it says here that a giantess is a girl giant.” Kyle said looking at the dictionary. “But dude… how are we gonna make love?” Stan asked. “You can always go in her vagina and she can always lick you’re dick.” Kenny said muffled. “Sucks to be you then Stan!” Cartman said.

“Stan? Where are you?” Wendy asked looking at the ground as Stan ran out the door. “Down here!!!” Stan shouted signaling Wendy, as she found him. “Stan!!!” Wendy shouted as she grabbed him. “This is pretty fucked up right here!” Stan shouted. “Yeah… kinda figured that out… and Stan… I kind of thought about about it… and you can call me you’re girlfriend!” Wendy said kissing Stan. “Kickass!” Stan shouted, barfing over Wendy’s hand onto her shoe. “Gross!” Wendy commented. “Come on! When’s that gonna end.” Stan complained as Wendy hugged him.

“It’s alright Stan… I’ll do my best to over look it.” Wendy said comforting him as she stopped hugging him. “Yeah… and the best part is you can kick Cartman’s ass without any effort. And to top that, I thought of a good costume combo for Halloween tomorrow.” Stan told her. “Wait… you’re right! Eric’s gonna pay!” Wendy said, gripping the hand Stan was in, which caused him to lose the air in his lungs. “Wendy… air…” Stan gasped as she let him go. “Sorry Stan…” Wendy said kissing him.

*With Cartman*

Cartman came home after school. “Son of a bitch… what else is there besides Terence and Phillip?” Cartman asked himself as he turned Family Guy on by mistake. “Son of a… wait… what?” Cartman asked himself as he actully watched the show he dispised. “You think that’s bad… that’s nothing like the time I was the 5th member of the gang from South park.” Peter, the shows main character said as it cut to him Cartman and his gang, which caused Cartman to get pissed. “GOD DAMN YOU FAMILY GUY!!!” Cartman yelled as he threw the remote at the T.V. which caused it to break.

And in a very cliché way… the ground start shaking. It felt like a T-rex moving through an area. “What’s going on?” Cartman said as the shaking got more violent. “I’ll be in my room mom!” Cartman shouted as he ran to his room and locked the door. Cartman backed into the window as the shaking stopped. “Good…” Cartman said to himself unaware of the giant eye looking at him through the window.

“Yeah I’m saf…”Cartman said turning around to see the eyeball, which caused him to yell in panic. Seconds later, the roof was ripped off by Wendy. “You bitch!” Cartman shouted flipping her off as she reached in and grabbed him. “You know Eric… it’s about time ome one put you in you’re place and that’s what I’m gonna do!” Wendy told him. ”I’m not sure I get where thi…” “”MY SERVANT!!!” Wendy yelled cutting him off.

“What?” Cartman asked. “Until you learn to be nicer, you’re gonna be my servant!” Wendy said while a grin crossed her face. “WEAK!!!” Cartman yelled to the heavens. “Stop complaining fatass! You’re first job will be to start a bath in the mountains because my house needs to be resized because of my growth spurts.” Wendy said as she walked over to the mountains. “Why does this crap always happen to me?” Cartman asked himself.

Wendy got to the mountians and put Cartman near a hole that was big enough for her to fit in. “Now fill that hole!” Wendy commanded as she moved back to lay down while she watched him work.

*2 hours later*

Wendy fell asleep while Cartman looked for water desprately. “SON OF A BITCH! THERE’S NO WATER!!!” Cartman yelled throwing a rock at a cracked wall, causing it to cave in and unleash enough water for Wendy to take a bath in. Wendy woke up and saw what Cartman did. “Well done… maybe you’ll be free one day… but baby steps for now…” Wendy said taking her clothes off as she got in the water which was warm for her, but burning for Cartman.

“She’s gonna kill me by weeks end. I just hope I’ll make it to tomorrow for Halloween.” Cartman said to himself as Wendy enjoyed her bath.

*The next morning*

All four boys stood at the bus stop waiting for the bus and were dressed up for Halloween. Stan was dressed in rags, Kyle was dressed like a mummy, Cartman was dressed as a ghost (thought it looked suspicously more like a robe that a member of the KKK or… Ku Klux Klan would wear.) and Kenny wore his normal orange parka. “Wow… you’re parants really can’t afford a costume Kenny?” Stan asked. “Well… they can, but we only use the money for important stuff.” Kenny said mufled.

“And would scotch and liqour be two of those things?” Cartman said laughing in a wise ass tone, to which Kenny flipped the the middle finger at Cartman. “Dude… where’s Wendy and why are you dressed like Kenny.” Kyle asked somewhat annoying Kenny. “It’s our costume combo. Me and Wendy are going as Jack and the giantess fom Jack and the Beanstalk.” Stan answered. “Better hope she dosen’t ditch you like last time dude.” Kenny said muffled.

“Trust me, she won’t.” Stan told them as the bus rolled up. “I’m waiting for Wendy, I’m going in with her.” Stan said as the bus left without him. The ground started shaking as Wendy came into view, dressed as the giantess from Jack and the Beanstalk. “Kickass!” Stan yelled happy that he was right and Wendy didn’t ditch him this time. “Come on Stan, were gonna be late!” Wendy said as she scooped Stan up and ran for school, passing and beating the bus.

*In the classroom*

All the kids (excpet Wendy for obvious reasons) entered the classroom. A good chunk of the class came in dressed as the same thing as each other: Kenny. Kenny banged his head on the table. “This sucks! How are we gonna tell which one is you Kenny?” Kyle asked as Kenny shrugged.

“Ok children looks like we gotta move class outside.” Mr. Garrison (who was dressed like a woman) said which caused most of the kids to moan. “And why would we have to!?” Cartman asked already pissed. “Well you retard, I have to teac all the kids in the class, Wendy can’t fit in the building and I have to educate her too.” Mr. Garrison answered. “This sucks!” Cartman said passing Token. “Wow… I always knew you were raicist… but dude, you’re really messed up!” Token said walking off. “Huh?” Cartman said to himself.

*Outside on the play ground*

Mr. Garrison brought a mobile chalk board out as the students besides Wendy tried to use the playground like a classroom. “Ok… now that were all out here, any complaints?” Mr. garrison asked as everyone else besides Stan and Wendy rose their hands. “For God’s sake this is gonna be a long day…” Mr. Garrison mumbled as Wendy shot her hand up. “Oh for God’s sake, not another one!” Mr. Garrison complained.

“I REALLY got to go though!!!” Wendy shouted. “Fine! But go in the mountains! We don’t need this place smelling like crap!” Mr. Garrison shouted as Wendy ran off into the mountains and took a crap. Then, Bebe’s stomach growled followed by the rest of the girls in the class. “OH SON OF A BITCH! FINE!!! GO!!!” Mr. Garrison yelled as the class’s other girls ran off and Wendy came back.

“Where are…” “THEIR ALL GOING TO THE BATHROOM, HAVING THEIR FUCKING PERIODS, OR IF IT’S LIKE YOU, HAVING GROWTH SPURTS!!! NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN THIS INSTANT!!!” Mr. Garrison yelled as Wendy sat down on a kid that was wearing a Kenny outfit. “Oh my god! They…. wait.” Stan started shoutng until remembering everyone dressed like Kenny. Wendy got off and Stan pulld the hood back to see Clyde’s face. “Uh never mind… Clyde was killed. NOT Kenny, Clyde.” Stan said.

“Hm… you think that orange parka has a part in it? Everytime someone wears one that looks like Kenny’s, they get killed or have a near death experience.” Kyle wondered out loud as Kenny looked at his parka. “SHUT THE FUCK UP KYLE!!!” Mr. Garrison yelled as moans could be heard. “Zombies!!!” Stan and Cartman yelled as they got chainsaws.

However, it turned out to be the other girls and oddly enough… all of them was as big as Wendy. “Oh come on!” Cartman complained throwing his chainsaw while it was on into another “Kenny’s” head. Stan took a look and saw it was Tweek. “Nope! Still wasn’t Kenny. Tweek got killed this time!” Stan said.

“SHUT UP!!!” Mr. Garrison yelled at the top of his lungs, getting attention from everyone in the class. “I just know this Halloween is gonna be crappy…” Stan mumbled.

*After class as recess began*

“What’s wrong Stan? Why’s it gonna be crappy?” Kyle asked as he heard what Stan mumbled. “I really want Chef back… he always made everything better…” Stan said as a tear dropped from his eye. “We all miss him dude… but he’s in a better place.” Kyle told him patting him on the back. “Come on Stan! Were gonna miss the contest!” Wendy shouted from afar. “Ok! Coming Wendy!” Stan shouted as he went over to find Wendy for the contest.

“I just wish that…” “SHOOTING STAR!” Cartman yelled pointing at a shootin star. “During the day? Odd…” Kyle said to himself. “Who cares!? I’m making a wish!” Cartman as he made his wish (which was a lifetime supply of chessy poofs). “If anything… I just wish Chef was back so everything would be great again.” Kyle said to himself.

*Some where a monutious region*

The Super Adveture Club, a club filled with child molesters, were training Darth Chef, an evil Darth version of Chef, to be a child molester again after the children tried to free him but got him nearly killed. Their goal was to become immortal by having sex with children around the world (You wanna know more? Go watch “The Return of Chef” if you haven’t as I have no idea what’s going on with that). “Yes… now… what would you like to do now Darth Chef?” William Connelly, the leader of the SAC (you just see the irony of the acronym), asked him. “To make love to… ya woman!” Darth Chef said.

“Ye… wait, WHAT!?” Connelly asked. “What the hell am I doing here? And why am I wearing this knock off of a Darth Vader costume!?” Darth Chef asked as he pulled the helmet off showing that the skin and all the scars left from thd things that nearly killed him that had vanished as well as the skin being replaced. “HOW CAN THIS BE!?” Connelly yelled. “To hell with you bastards! I’m not a child molester, I love to have sex with women! And I’m not Darth Chef… I’m just Chef!” Chef shouted as he headed for the exit.

“Stop him!” Connelly shouted as Chef made a break for it. Chef made it across the bridge and made it to the nearest town in which he left on a plane. “Damnit!” Connely shouted throwing his hat on the ground.

*Back in South Park*

“Ok… now to the best one of all!” Mr. Garrison said as he was the judge and looked over the last three in the contest, (or four) which were Stan and Wendy’s Jack in the Beanstalk combo, Cartman’s “ghost” costume and Jimmy’s Kenny costume. “And the loser is… Eric!” Mr. Garrison said as Cartman punched the stage and gave Mr. Garrison the middle finger as he left the stage. “Anyway… it is now time for the winner.” Mr. Garrison said as a spotlight circled the trio. “And the winner of the contest… PLUS the two tons of canndy… JIMMY!!!” Mr. Garrison exclaimed. “Wow… ” “Ok… I was joking, it’s really STAN AND WENDY!!!” Mr. Garrison exclaimed cutting off Jimmy as the spotlight hit Wendy and Stan. “Oh my god! We won! We actally won!!!” Stan shouted while hugging Wend’s foot. Jimmy angrilly mumbled something at Mr. Garrison. “Yeah!!!” Wendy shouted tossing Stan into the air. “Whoops…” Wendy said catching him.

“CHILDREN!” a familier voice called out. “Wait… was that…” “Damn straight it’s me!” Chef said walking in cutting off Stan. “CHEF!!!” Kyle and Stan yelled in joy as Stan fell back onto the stage, then jumped off stage as both of them gave him a hug and started weeping tears of joy. “We thought you were dead…” Kyle said “I got revived by those bastard child molesters! They gave me the name Darth Chef and trained me to be one again too… but for some reason I got attracted to women again.” Chef explained. “There truly is a God…” Kyle whispered to himself.

“Well… time to get down to buisness…” Bebe said as she and the other girls approched Wendy. “Hey Bebe. You’re a giantess too?” Wendy asked. “Yes… but that’s not the point!” Bebe told her. ”Well, what is it?” Wendy asked. “Join us!” Bebe demanded. “What?” Wendy asked thrown off. “Me and the girls think it’d be best to take over South Park!” Bebe said grinning evilly. “Sorry… but I’d like to be a gentle and nice giantess!” Wendy told her.

“If you don’t join us, we’ll get you Wendy, we will kick you’re ass up and down this town!”Bebe told her getting mad. “Why? Why would you do this?” Wendy asked. “Well… girls are taught by their moms at age eight the objective of taking over the world through politics… but now that were giantess’, we can use brute force!” Bebe explained. “But… my mom taught me to be nice too everyone…” Wendy said horrified. “Well you’re mom is an exception that is against our goal!” Bebe told Wendy.

Wendy got mad at this point. “And to think I thought you wanted to make the world a better place.” Wendy sid getting red in the face. “I do… we girls will rule!” Bebe told her. “NO! I WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER FOR EVERYONE!!!” Wendy yelled, stomping on one of the kids that looked like Kenny. Stan checked to see who it was. This time it was Token. “Wow Kenny! You’re getting good luck! It was Token this time.” Stan said as Kenny did his “WHOO HOO!”.

“Alright! Last chance Wendy! Join us or we’ll kill you.” Bebe shouted. Wendy decided to pull a back stabbing on them so she would have to gain their trust. “Alright… I’ll join you… and prove my point… I’ll kill Stan!” Wendy said as Stan’s jaw dropped. Wendy chased him behind the school. “Ok, I lied Stan! I’m not gonna kill you! I just needed to get them thinking I was for their cause.” Wendy said kissing Stan.

“Then what are…” Stan began asking until Wendy steped on a passing Kenny clone, making a loud bone cruncing noise. Stan checked and this time it was Kenny’s older brother, Kevin McCormick. “Now stay here and don’t make a sound!” Wendy whispered as she headed to the other girls. Kyle, Cartman and Kenny rushed over and saw Stan and the late Kevin. “Dude, I think you’re luck ran out. This one was Kevin, you’re older brother dude…” Stan told him as Kenny started crying.

Kenny’s crying was an accidental help to Wendy’s plan because it really made Bebe and the other girls think Wendy killed Stan for real. “Well done Wendy, I think you’ll make a great help! Girls, we move out now!” Bebe commanded as Bebe lead all of them towards town. Wendy, being behind the rest of them, turned back and winked to the boys and gave a thumbs up, then turned back around.

“Oh goodie children, we have an inside job waiting to take em’ down.” Mr. Garrison said casually. “Get the military!” one boy shouted. Stan burried his face in his hands and sank on the wall. “This is way passed fucked up dudes.” Stan told them “Well no shit! A bunch of giant girls are about to attack the town and we only got one that’s on our side.” Kyle told him. “Good point dude.” Stan answered.

Just then, helicopters came in. “Everyone here alright!?” asked a guy wearing an orange hat, orange shirt, green vest, and brown trousers asked. “Uncle Jimbo? What are you doing here?” Stan asked. “Well, me and Ned were called in by the military and had to join to stop an attack of uh… giant girls was it? Anyway, Ned and I are gonna take them down!” Jimbo answered. “Ok… just don’t hurt Wendy, she’s working under cover. Remember, she’s the one in fancy dressing and wearing the purple gloves!” Stan said.

“Alright Stan! I will!” Jimbo said getting back on the helicopter picking up a radio and a rocket launcher advising the rest of the troops not to shoot Wendy. “Ok! Bring ‘er up Ned!” Jimbo shouted. “You got it!” Ned said into his voice box due to losing his voice as he flew the helicopters towards the giantesses.

“Come on! We gotta help too!” Kyle said, urging them to help him stop Bebe. “What the hell can we do?” Stan asked. Kyle led the boys who hadn’t died yet to the Jimbo’s gun store. “Hella awesome!” Cartman said looking at the stores varitey. “YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!” Kyle yelled as he tackled Cartman to the ground and they started beating the crap out of each other.

“It’s official: Kyle and Cartman are worst enemies.” Stan declaried as the other boys agreed. “DON’T EVER USE THAT WORD EVER AGAIN!!!” Kyle yelled punching Eric in the testicles. “NEVER!!!” Cartman yelled. “BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” Kenny yelled muffled as he took a shotgun and shot into the wall, getting their attention. “We have a serious job to do so shut up, stop fighting, and grab you’re weapons!!!” Kenny shouted muffled.

“Damn dude! Kenny knows how to end a fight.” Kyle said as Kenny left. “Oh good fucking going you two!” Stan shouted. “Yeah… we really…” Kyle started getting at, until Kenny blasted a huge hole in the wall with his ED-209 cotume. “Awesome dude! I thought you lost that!” Stan exclaimed. “I hid it. Dude, this thing kicks ass and I ain’t letting it go!” Kenny shoutted muffled.

“Alright! Now let’s… wait, isn’t that just a costume?” Stan asked. “Nope! It’s real! It even comes with cup holders.” Kenny answered muffled. “Sweet! Now let’s get out their and kick ass!” Cartman shouted loadin’ his machine guns. Everyone except Stan charged outside led by Kenny towards the giantess’.

South Park was already getting damaged hevilly. Buildings were destryoed, people were killed or eaten by the giantess’ (except Wendy thought she had a hard time making things look like she did) and mass hysteria hit the town as everyone panicked. “There they are!” Kyle shouted as they caught up to them.

“FIRE!!!” Kenny yelled muffled as his walker shot missles at Bebe, which hit her head and caused bloodshed. Bebe got pissed and growled, kicking Kenny’s ED- 209 costume into the air only to have it transform into a little fighter jet. “Damn dude! Is that thing a transformer?” Kyle asked. “No. Transformers clearly are living beings and that thing isn’t. Plus, they are MUCH bigger dude!” Cartman answered.

Kenny shot lasers at Bebe’s head, causing a cut to appear. “You son of a bitch!” Bebe shouted trying to swat the fighter jet though it was too fast for Bebe to hit. Stan shot a rocket from his rocket launcher at Bebe, but hit Rebecca instead. “Come over here punk!“ Rebecca shouted as she walked towards Stan.

A “Tranqulizer Missile” was lowered from the jet and shot by Kenny at Rebecca, knocking her out. “Sweet dude!” Kyle shouted. The cockpit opened and Kenny saluted to Kyle, closing it afterwards. Kyle shot two sub machine guns and Cartman shot two machine guns at Bebe’s legs, causing her to fall over. Kenny lowered a war like bomb from the fighter jet and then dropped it on Bebe, catching her hair on fire.

Bebe screamed and ran over to Stark’s Pond to put it out, finding out half her hair was burned, making her yell in rage. “YOU BATSRADS ARE GONNA PAY FOR MESSING MY HAIR UP!!!” Bebe yelled running back towrads Kenny’s fighter as she grabbed it, destroying it and forcing Kenny out, grabbing him and then procceding to make a break for it.

“DON’T WORRY KIDS!!! WE’LL HELP YA GET KENNY BACK!!!” Jimbo yelled as his helicopter came down and not only showed that Chef was now aboard, but it also allowed all the boys to get on the copter. “This is the weirdest Halloween we ever had. Even more then the zombie one.” Stan said as the helicopter rose into the air and followed the giantess’ towards their destination.

*At night in New York City*

Everything was peaceful while kids trick or treated throughout the city. All of a sudden, tanks started coming down streets, telling residents to evacuate. Some took the advice and left for whatever reason. Others though, were stupid enough to think this was a test even though it was obvious that it wasn’t.

The ground started shaking as muffled screams from a young boy were heard through the city. Bebe and her squad came into view and scarred the people all over the city. “I will make me place as planet queen known!!!” Bebe shouted. The helicopter was hot on the trail and close behind. “Alright, time to end this!” Jimbo declaired taking out his rocket launcher. “You know what? This would make a good video game!” Cartman said.

“NOW’S NOT THE TIME FOR THAT FATASS!!!” all the boys yelled. Jimbo opened one of the doors and hovered over the Empire State Building. “Aw screw it!” Wendy told herself as she snuck up and did a roundhouse kick on Bebe, maing her lose her grip on Kenny. Wendy caught Kenny and put him on a building.

“What the Hell Wendy!?” Bebe shouted. “Did you think for one second that I was gonna help you rule the world like this? With violence and twitsed forced dreams!?” Wendy asked. “You double crosser…YOU TRICKED US!!!” Bebe declaired charging at Weny kneeing her into a skyscraper. “Fine! Let’s go!” Bebe shouted taking her coat off and throwing it on a skyscraper.

“Fine by me!” Wendy said throwing her costume off and showing the same t shirt from yesterday, making Cartman laugh his ass off. “Just what’s so funny fatass?” Stan asked. “Big boned… and Wendy is a complete hypocrite for starting that whole problem with the queffing yet she went back to Terrance and Phillip even after declaring it was stupid even after liking…” “Cartman… you are so stupid… that what you said is a bunch of crap, or you’re right.” Kyle said.

“Whatever, I’ll say what I want!” Cartman said laying down. “Lazy bastard…” Kyle mumbled. “Did you just agree with Cartman?” Craig asked. “I don’t know…” Kyle said looking at the ground. “FIRE!!!” Both Chef and Jimbo yelled at the same time as both of them launched missles at Bebe. Chef’s hit her right in the arm socket, while Jimbo’s missed and hit the Empire State building.

“OH CRAP!” Jimbo yelled. “Don’t you usually have better aim Jimbo?” Chef asked. “Yeah… get closer Ned! I need a closer shot!” Jimbo ordered. “Got it!” Ned said into his voice box moving closer towards the battling giantess’ fight as it became more wild. “You stupid bitch!” Wendy yelled uprooting a small house and chuking it at Bebe’s head, giving her a a bruise. “Double crossing slut!” Bebe yelled uprooting a street light and shining it in Wendy’s eyes, making her fall over.

Bebe grabbed Wendy’s hair and pulled on it. Cartman grabbed the rocket launcher Jimbo had out of his hands. “Hey what are you doing!?” Jimbo demanded. “YIPPIE KYE AYE MOTHER FUCKER!!!” Cartman yelled launching all the ammo at once at Bebe, all of which hit. Wendy got back up and pinned Bebe to the ground and gave her a series of punches to the face.

Bebe passed out after a minute of these punches. “That’ll teach you!” Wendy shouted after landing one last punch with all her power. Wendy got off of Bebe as the tanks arrived. “Oh god damnit! We missed it!” one of the soilders yell. “Oh well… let’s just get the special forces!” another one said.

*After the forces come*

A tent big enough for both Wendy and Bebe to fit in were set up in Central Park. Bebe finally woke up after a couple hours. “Hey Bebe.” Wendy said smiling. “Uh… hey Wendy…” Bebe muttered. “So… you feeling any better?” Wendy asked. “A little, but I still fell like complete crap.” Bebe answered. “Well… world domination isn’t something you should take kindly too… even if it is you’re best friend.” Wendy said seeing saddness in Bebe’s eyes.

“Oh Wendy… why did I act like such a bitch?” Bebe asked tearing up. “I don’t know, but I do think it’s because you got full of yourself. Growing and feeling bigger then everyone else…” Wendy stated while Bebe started crying. “There there Bebe… just let it out, just let it all out.” Wendy said hugging her. Bebe couldn’t believe how Wendy was acting so nice to her even after what happened. “Why are you being so nice? I tried to take over the world.” Bebe asked still crying.

“Well, from what I figure, you said that the moms of South Park teach their daughters to be rulers, their the ones who need to be taught a lesson.“ Wendy told her as Bebe finished crying. “Wendy… I can’t ever repay you for this… I’m glad you’re my best friend.” Bebe said hugging Wendy back now. “So… were over the fight?” Wendy asked as Bebe nodded her head. “Uh Wendy… could you do me a favor though?” Bebe asked. “Sure. What do you want me to do Bebe?” Wendy asked.

“Well… I think I got a crush on Kyle again.”Bebe said looking down, blushing while twisting her left foot. “Oh… and it’s not just for his ass again?” Wendy asked in a somewhat annoyed tone. “Yeah! His ass may be cute, but I’m sure it’s real this time.” Bebe told her. “Ok…” I’ll see what I can do…” Wendy told her as Bebe gave Wendy a big bear hug.

*One week later*

Wendy and Bebe were released and went back to South Park. “I bet there’s gonna be a great big welcome home party!” Bebe said cheerfully. “I hope, but I don’t know…” Wendy said doubtful. Both made it back… but were shocked at what they saw. South Park was destroyed and a sign that said “Rebecc Park” was put up. “That BITCH!!!” Bebe exclaimed.