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Islam or not?
What is the human race?
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  11/21/09


    I was awakened by my radio clock. There was a conversation between
    a CIA spokes person and a gameshow host. The fellow sounded like
    Tom Bergeron. It went something like this:

    Gameshow host: "OBama is from Hawaii. That's how I know he's Muslem."

    CIA spokes person: "How does being from Hawaii make him Muslem?"

    Gameshow host: "I know people there."

          O.K. This started me thinking about geography and culture. I always
    thought Mohammed was from the Middle East. Was he Hawaiin?
    I needed a shower to clear my thoughts. After my shower I dressed for work.
   
    Gameshow host: "I attended a meeting in New Hampshire between Palestinians
                              and Isrealis. It was a very productive meeting."

    I paused with my HoneyCombs in my spoon. "Isn't the West Bank in Isreal?"
    I thought and munched. Am I loosing touch with the world? I read an
    Aesop Fable:

                                The Fox and the Monkey

            A fox and a monkey met on a road. They began to argue,
            who was better born. The monkey pointed to the monuments
            in a cemetery and sighed, "You see what my ancester put up
            in honor of their forefathers, who are eminent men." The fox
            laughed, "I'm sure none of them will rise up to denie it!"

  I washed out my favorite cereal bowl. The one with the Leprachauns and
  pondered the debate on the radio. Then, I shut off the alarm and hurried
  off to my work.

  (?)


  4/13/10

       
        More Sandra Bullock gossip on Comcast.
        Is it me, but doesn't that tatooed lady look like a truck stop hooker?
        Jessie must be really horney.
        Mrs. Bullock needs to accept some of the blame. How could she
        expect a guy like Jessie James to wait months for a slice of her pie?
        He's a cowboy and he wants it 24/7.

        Flipping around the portals at Writing. Com, I found: Muslem Herem.
        What a great idea; get married to many women and keep a few
        concubines. Could any man want more?
        Sorry Sandra. I think your naive.


        Astral projecting into Sandra's Id.
        The Chariot: TRIUMPH
        This is your attitude.
        Four of cups: discontent.
        This is your house.
        7 of wands: valour.
        This crowns you.
        The Fool.
        This is what you have to work with.
        The Sun
        This is behind you.
        Work.
        This is what is facing you.

        I place a feather behind your head.
        You are at one with the seasons.


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