O Traffic Cop of Bethlehem

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Original "O Little Town of Bethlehem"                My version "O Traffic Cop of Bethlehem"

O little town of Bethlehem,                                O traffic cop of Bethlehem,
How still we see thee lie!                                  It appears I may have told a lie.
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep                See, the real reason I fell asleep
The silent stars go by;                                      Was the seven shots of rye.
Yet in the dark streets shineth                          Yet though your light bar shineth
The everlasting Light;                                        As you read my Miranda rights;
The hopes and fears of all the years                  I'll also admit to drinking about 6 beers
Are met in thee tonight.                                    If you let me drive home tonight.