AMELIA IS SO FRIGGEN ANNOYING

Once upon a time in the faraway land of Pencilcase lived a stupid girl called Amelia. One day, when she was walking down Brook-Brook Lane, a huge Haast Eagle came and picked her up and took her to his nest. There he devoured her till she was nothing but hallow bone. (The Eagle had eaten the marrow.) Then he boiled up a pot of water and made Amelia Broth, and made some bread using the wheat that was growing next to his nest, and fed this to his sons and daughters. When they finished, they said 'More!', but there was no more. 'There is no more Amelia Broth, my Darlings, for she is all gone, and there was only one Amelia on the Planet.'