Unexpected Gifts

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UNEXPECTED GIFTS{\b}

Your gifts, these brightly colored gifts,
are flying right to me--
and if they don't quit coming fast,
they'll topple our small tree!
I know I yearned for tons of gifts
when I was just a kid
But this is just astonishing--
I don't know what I did
To merit this display of greed
and undeserved-ed goods.
I'm shocked and far too pleased to just
return them, as I should
I know I asked for peace-on-earth,
and true goodwill for all
but these are all expensive gifts-
you got them at the mall.
So please return the stack of gifts
that you've chosen to buy
before i start enjoying them-
I'D REALLY LIKE TO TRY!