Sign up now for a
Free Email Account &
your own Online
Writing Portfolio!
Username:
Password:  
Sponsored Links

Click Here To Bid  

Read a Newbie
Badges
Romance
Presented To:
Kristi

Testimonials
Tell a Friend
Know someone who'd
like this page?

Email Address:

Optional Comment:

Who's Online?
Members: 491    
Guests: 1035    

   
Total Online Now: 1526    
Writing.Com Time

Tuesday
May 29, 2012
3:53pm EDT


  >> Static Item >> Essay >> Educational >> ID #1633953  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
ASPLITTITIZMO
What does a word mean?
Rated:
E
by
Avg Rating: (3)


My grandfather spoke.

“This guy was asplittitizmo.”

“Asplittiti-what?”

“Asplittitizmo. You don’t know asplittitizmo? It’s a guy who half of the people, they think he’s crazy. But the other half of the people, no, they don’t think he’s crazy. They think he’s just a plain stupid. Asplittitizmo: half the people think he’s crazy, the other half, he’s just a plain stupid.

When you meet someone who’s asplittitizmo you gotta pick whether you think he’s crazy or just plain stupid. You make a your choice. You pick. You know what you become when you pick?”

“What?”

“A crazy stupid picking idiot.”

© Copyright 2010 Father Zorro (UN: chicago45 at Writing.Com). All rights reserved.
Father Zorro has granted Writing.Com, its affiliates and syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.
Log In To Leave Feedback
Username:
Password:
Not a Member?
Signup right now, for free!

All accounts include:
*Bullet* FREE Email @Writing.Com!
*Bullet* FREE Portfolio Services!