MMIX R.I.P

Though many have died in 2009
there are some names that forever will shine
Farrah's now a real Angel,
and Patrick Swayze's a Ghost.
McMahon's "Here's Johnny" we'll remember the most.
When we lost Brittany, we were all Clueless,
And without Carradine, we are Kung-Fu-less
Camelot continued to fade with Ted Kennedy
And there's no more glimmer from Golden Girl Bea
When we lost Billy Mays, our hearts went Kaboom!
Dom DeLuise's passing turned our laughs into gloom
The passing of Cronkite was news to our ears
and the King of Pop's death left us in tears.