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I already know what you're going to say.
Take off your clothes. What? Just shut up, baby. Take off your clothes. And sing the song, “If I Only Had A Brain”, while you do it. Oh, well, I didn't know you were going to say that. But, it was pretty good. It was better. Better than what I thought you were going to say... The Wizard of Oz? Yes. Well, no. The Scarecrow. I'm wrong again. I never know what you're going to say. I really don't. I never have. I repeat: Take off your clothes and start singing-- “I want a divorce!” That was what you were going to say. Okay. You do have a brain, baby. It was wasn't it? That was what you were going to say? You don't have to sing... Just take off your clothes. I take my clothes off, that will make it all better? You could add, “I'm sorry”. I take off my clothes and say I'm sorry-- we're good? How 'bout this then... I'm sorry! No. We are most definitely not good. I want a divorce. I knew it! I'm sorry, baby! Take off your clothes! It won't make any difference... I know. Do it any way. How 'bout this then? Are you sorry? Very. Me too. It won't do any good though. I know. Off to see the wizard. The wonderfulwizardofoz.
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