A Better Valentine's Gift

“So, Jill, what are you getting Steve for Valentine’s day?”

“I don’t know. I’ve done the sexy lingerie for the past couple of years.”

“I was thinking of doing something that Tom will never forget.”

“No way, you’re getting him a big screen T.V.?”

“NO…WAY…. I would never get him off the couch. I was actually thinking of renting a hotel room and having a blonde wig and a mask...”

“No! Really? That’s just… Well that’s just so…”

“I know… He would love it, and it’s something he would never forget.”

“How are you going to get him there though?”

“Well, I haven’t figured that part out yet.”

“I don’t know maybe you should just try candles and champagne with the lingerie.”

“Last year I acted like I had problems with a fuse and called him in to help me with it. Of course, I made sure
we were the only ones home. I had everything all setup. Candles… Strawberry’s…Champagne… and my special outfit. This year will have to be a little bit different I don’t want him thinking that’s going to happen every valentines.

“You’re probably right. Candles and champagne would add to it. Maybe I’ll go ahead and get a blonde wig anyhow. “

“I’m sure he wouldn’t forget that, especially if the wig falls off at the wrong time.”

“Ok, so the wig is out. “