My Lottery Win

                                                        My Lottery Win



It's Saturday Night and the Loteery Draw is about to begin

I'm sat contemplating what I can do if I win

Maybe a cruise to the Windies, or a plane to the Windy City

Maybe even go to Fortnum & Masons

Now that would be a good start to my vacation



Maybe score a goal with my mate Rooney

Or sip tequila with Gibson or Clooney

Sit in a deli have a large rump

Talk of takeovers with Mr. Trump



My missus could live like a queen

In her own custom made limousine

We could have a mansion big and bold

Live like recluses when we get old



They have released the balls they begin to spin

I really think my luck may be in

2, 6, 45, 27, 9 37 will do just fine

With this number I'll scoop the lot

37 i have hit the jackpot



All 6 numbers in a line 3 million pounds mine all mine

but joy turns to horror in a very short time

I put in my claim and am told to hold the line

Total number of winners are 2003

Total of my winnings £2.93!