Mary, wanna get me high

Mary, wanna get me higher than a house today?
Why would you want to try and make me go astray.
Do you think it would be funny to see me act erratic,
if I get higher than the house will I be a drug attic?

Mary Jane tell me, do you think I'm some kind of dope.
Do you think I would, again, go down that slippery slope.
If you think I am, let me tell you that I am not,
never again will I ever let my life go to pot.

I refuse to plant the evil dandelion seed,
just so I can get some of that nasty smelling weed.
So if you don't mind Mary, I'm just going to pass,
and I am going out to cut the rest of the grass.