It Just Doesn't Faze Me

♥RULES♥ *EDITED*
ღ Contest runs from the 5th 'til the 24th of every month. (Winners announced on or before the beginning of the next round.)
ღ Only one entry per contestant. All items must be rated 13+ or below.
ღ Add a Word Count (story/essay/flash fiction) or Line Count (poetry) to your entry, either at the beginning or end of it.
ღ Old and new items are both accepted, as long as the prompts are followed precisely. (Entries not following the prompt will be disqualified.)
ღ Unawarded items only, please.
♥HOW IT WORKS♥
ღ Choose among the three colored hearts below and post your choice in the forum with the color as the title.
ღ Each color has a hidden/surprise prompt inside. I'll e-mail the prompts privately to the contestants after they have posted their choices in the forum.
♫PROMPTS♫
ღ ROUND 9 -- FLASH FICTION or LYRICS or ESSAY
...Line Limit: (for those who choose Lyrics) 50 Lines!
...Word Limit: (for those who choose Flash Fiction & Essay) 300 -- 1,000 Words!

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Picture Prompt:
Use this image to inspire your piece.
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(Please remember, this round will be accepting only one of the following: FLASH FICTION // LYRICS // ESSAY! Don't forget to add a Word/Line Limit to your entry. Check the contest page to make sure until how many Words/Lines are acceptable. )

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It Just Doesn’t Faze Me
(Based on the lyrics for the song “Crazy” by Gnarles Barkley)

And Stolen By Indelibleink


I remember when, I remember
I remember when my marriage was fine
But what Elin saw just wasn’t the same image as mine

And when you’re not far from making par
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn’t that I didn’t know enough
Knew lots about hookers and such

It just doesn’t faze me
It just doesn’t faze me
It just doesn’t faze me
No sir-eeeeee!

And I hope that you are
Not siding with my ticked-off wife
Now I’ll pay thrice
Says my legal advice

Come on now, who do you
Who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?
Ha, ha, ha, post my bail
Really think you got Tiger by the tail?

Well, I don’t think you can faze me
Don’t think you can faze me
Don’t think you can faze me
“Entrapment,” I’ll plea

My girlfriends had the nerve
To save some of my cell phone calls
Now lawyers say
With my money Elin now can paper her walls

Ever since I was little
Ever since I was little
It looked like fun
But Elin’s not laughing and I’ll
Be broke by the time she’s done

But we’ve got different views, we
We've got different views, we
We've got different views, we
Don't sue me...

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