The Honeymoon

I was wearing my beautiful wedding dress.
My groom was handsome in his terrific tux.
Our wedding was breathtakingly beautiful.
The ravishing reception was wonderful.

We boarded a ship for our honeymoon.
I noticed my maid of honor was there.
She never told me she was going on vacation,
so this made me wonder.

My husband and I were in our lovely room,
having a magnificent and marvelous time.
Later on, he said he was going to get a drink.
I said okay and thought nothing about it.

An hour went by; I started wondering where he would be.
I called the front desk and asked for my maid of honor's room.
I was quickly connected, and she answered.
I heard my husband's voice in the background.

I had very strong pain pills in my suitcase.
I ordered two drinks for my maid of honor's room.
I emptied the pills into their drinks and took them to her room.
They were found dead the very next day.