Bogey Wonderland

My mommy and my daddy said I must not eat my boogers

Instead I have to eat my porridge dusted with brown sugar

The teacher setting homework graded all my work D minus

Coz the pages stick together when I try to clear my sinus.



I don't think it's fair, why should I be penalised?

If I had my way I'd flick a booger right between her eyes

We are told to save the planet, it's important to recycle

'I'm going green.' Least that's what I told my brother Michael.



Slimy, sometimes crunchy with a unique aftertaste

Endless mucus, freshly picked need never go to waste

With fingers at the ready and whilst no-one else is looking

Pick a booger, mix it in, improve your mother's cooking.