Gruntsville

GRUNTSVILLE

Gruntsvile, where everyone grunts.
It's our way of life,
Whether sunshine or strife,
We all have our grunts.

Do not move to Gruntsville,
Unless it's your honest will,
For grunting is the law,
Obeyed by one and all.

Couch potatoes watch TV,
Then grunt at what they see,
Housewives grunt about their work.
And fuss about the dirt.

As for me, What can I say?
I grunt, grunt, grunt all day,
For it has become my life,
Whether sunshine or strife.