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Boys and Inanimate Objects
A funny blurb from... well, me. :3
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I am in the habit of naming and (sometimes) talking to inanimate objects. And I mean really inanimate. Not like, "Oh, what a cute little cat doll", I name stuff that doesn't even have a face. I am unsure of why this is. Though I am 99.9% sure that if a terrible disaster or shipwreck left me the only person alive in the world (island), that I'd last a lot longer then anyone else. This is because I don't need human interaction as much as other people. I'd be just fine with a Wilson and probably last longer before losing my mind (though I may have already lost it xD). For example, my cell phone is named Ed, and my credit card is named Sid. My mom likes that because she says Sid (the sloth in the Ice Age movies) is simple and doesn't need much. I am obviously not Sid.

Now, as for boys. My stuffed bear is named Andrew (Don't worry, this isn't more about inanimate objects :P). I named him that after a crush I had in like first grade. (We start young, don't we?) Strangely enough, two of the boys I've liked since then have been named Andrew. I am not sure if its coincidence or just because I like the name. I will say though that I find accents attractive. xP I just do. *shrug* I wish I had an accent. My mom says that I do, its just American. And there are certain accents even in America, like southern or New York. But California? Not really. Unless you count "dude" as an accent. Anyway, hehe, I have my little celebrity fantasies. (Which wont be fantasies once I'm famous :3 *Heart*) These are my current options:

Logan Lerman: He's a great actor and I think he'd be great as Cody (My main character). Also, he said he's "obsessed with movies", and really "wants to see his vision on the screen". Those are like my exact words! (Seriously) I really want my book to become a movie, and I want to write them as my future job. I LOVE MOVIES! xD

And if that doesn't work out then-

Taylor Lautner: Because he seems really sweet and he's a Christian.

I am also not cutting out-

Justin Beiber: Because he seems like a really cool guy PLUS (you ready for this?), plus he said his favorite food is spaghetti bolognese (which is spaghetti with meat sauce). Thats totally my favorite too (that and Taco Bell's 'Volcano Taco' hehe) He said he is also claustrophobic and afraid of elevators. (I feel you man)

Aaaaand... thats about it. Bigsmile
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