Tickets to Heaven

Tickets to Heaven
By Oscar Cardenas

Tickets on sale, I’ve got tickets on sale
No waiting in line, they come in the mail
Tickets to Heaven, get yours while they’re hot
Place them on credit, before they’re all bought
Pick up a wrist band and get a free drink
Once you're inside they cost more than you think

Tickets on sale, get your tickets on sale
Wise to pick up before kicking the pail
You’ll rise up to heaven, once you have died
Just wave to St. Pete and go right inside
Or use the back door by Arch Angel Mike
Access is granted, which cloud would you like?

Tickets on sale, there are tickets on sale
Get one for your self and one to regale
Episcopalian, Atheist, Jew
Mormon or Buddhist, and yes, Christian, too
No need for churches or to attend mass
Not when you're holding an all access pass

Tickets on sale, I say tickets on sale
Make sure you’re prepared before you set sail
No more confessing to catholic priests
Praying on children those pedophile beasts
You may have your doubts, but you will agree
If they can get in, how hard could it be?

Tickets on sale, buy these tickets on sale
Skip out on hell, it’s like posting a bail
No need to follow the ten laws in stone
Finally, somebody, threw you a bone
Covet thy neighbor’s possessions and wife
Cause nothing but strife, the rest of your life

Tickets on sale, a few tickets on sale
Go tell the devil to sit on a nail
If your soul is sold, it revokes that deed
Right on the ticket, it reads "guaranteed"
Beg borrow steal, ‘till you get the last cent
Hurry they’re going, going, gone, they went