My Unhappy Friend

I saw my friend dancing the twist in the middle of the road,
looking closely at his face,I have to say it kind of glowed.
It looked like he'd been drinking and his words began to slur,
I really had no idea what was about to occur.

I asked my friend of many years, " What in the world's come over you."
He at once began to cry, and said he felt his life was through.
He said his life's love had left him, and let out a deafening shriek.
I asked what he was drinking, he's only known her for a week.

He said to me, "You talk to much, I don't want to hear no more,
The girl that I'm in love with is a very expensive whore.
As I placed the money on her breast, she did something very strange.
I gave her twice the fee, but she said she would never change."

Now I understand why he's feeling so darned depressed.
I said, "Do not worry, she'll soon get it off her chest."
He said, "Only the lonely, can feel the way I feel tonight.
I have to feel what's left, I left the money on the right.