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NOBAMA:
Broke? Can't sleep? Scared about the future? Depressed? You need... NOBAMA Just one NOBAMA gets rid of anxiety and hopelessness. Side effects may include sweaty palms and an urge to run and hide. NOBAMA isn't for everyone and should not be used by socialists and lobbyists as loss of friends may result. Do not use NOBAMA while swimming as it may not work. NOBAMA is not recommended for minor pains like ex-spouses, in-laws, bosses, and neighbors. Failure to use NOBAMA may result in prolonged pain and suffering followed by loss of liberty. NOBAMA may not work for everyone, especially those with trembling hands or poor vision. Mild guilt may occur and is only temporary.
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