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TwileezeXR:
"Suffering from Twilight Addiction ? Can't sleep due to sparkly vamps? Then take TwileezeXR, just one TwileezeXR relieves symptoms of Twilight mania. Contains Garlic, vodka, and tomato juice. Take one glass each time your kids suggest seeing these stupid films. Side effects may include saving money, relaxation, and increased brain function. Twileeze should not be used by people under 21 years of age. Do not take more than one glass in a 4 hour period. Sensitivity to daylight may occur with higher doses. No cases of sparkling have been reported."
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