Ballpoint Pen....

One day Ben found a ballpoint pen, that was all shiny and blue. He talked to the pen for a very long time, and said, "Gee, how pretty are you!" The pen then answered in a cheerful voice,"Very, very pretty indeed! Now write with me, will you, or not. Make a choice!" Ben was very surprised, very surprised indeed. His pen just talked, his jaw just dropped! And now how happy are we! So he wrote with ease, and with ease he drew cheese! That is the end of the ballpoint pen, for it rolled under the couch, and now the ballpoint pen is an emotional grouch.