Have Some More Kitty

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Have Some More Kitty

By Indelibleink

(Author's Note: This song is based upon the lyrics to "Suffragette City" by David Bowie. For those who are not familiar with this classic, check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLnPd7lzT4g so you may fully appreciate the hatchet-job I did on this song.)

Hey man, can I use you cell phone?
Hey man, mine's got no dial tone...
Hey man, you'll see no smile on my face,
There are bits of cat guts, strewn all over the place!

Hey man, you'd swear she was hit by a train,
Hey man, I just found part of her brain...
Hey man, poor kitty really got slammed,
I told her not to risk it but then she...and then she...

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Oh don't you agree with me man,
that she really cashed in her ticket?
She's not the world's smartest kitty!
Oh, why didn't she understand,
That you must cross the street quickly?
Now the street ain't so pretty!
But...cat tastes alright...it's outta sight!

Hey man, though there's more cat parts to find...today,
Hey man, in style we'll dine tonight...hooray!
Hey man, good thing the grill was right here,
Her left flank is now done and here it comes...here it comes!

CHORUS

Pass the A-1 sauce!

CHORUS

Aaaaaah wham bam, this sure beats Spam!

Have some more kitty....Have some more!

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