Why Won't She Love Me

I was tossin' and turnin' in bed the other night,
I couldn't fall asleep because something wasn't right.
There was something from my past that kept running through my mind,
I was going to this dance and not a woman could I find.

I know where the boys are but there's not a woman in the place,
in my mind all I see is disappointment on my face.
Finally, a door opens, and the flowers start to bloom,
a bunch of pretty women start to flow into the room.

I walk up to a sexy redhead and ask her to stand by me,
she loudly yells out, "No way in hell!" and turns around to flee.
As she starts heading for the door I feel kind of bad.
then the more I thought about it I started getting mad.

I said, "Will you love me tomorrow when you find out I'm very rich,
when you learn how much I am worth, maybe you won't be such a bitch."
Suddenly she stopped in the doorway and immediately she twirled.
"I wouldn't fall in love with you if you had all the money in the world."