I am White

I am white, and what shall you say to that?
It's not like I'm penniless and bound endless to cosmic boxes!
Nor is it like I'm descended from chainless barbs sent from home by a king I served and never knew, nor is it like I'm a man who ran from a challenge he proposed.
It's not like I've abandoned by people to save my own life, or caved to the enemy to save my precious skin!
No black man deserves a scholarship because he is black and black alone.
No "race" deserves to have a college of their own while their former oppressor must open up their schools for the poor little colored folks.
No color shall have special privaleges.
No color shall insult me with slurs and be called excused.
Anyone who has ever called a white person a cracker is not straight in their head.
Anyone who has ever called a white person a gringo, is NOT straight in their head!
I am white, and shall remain so.
And if the Lord Almighty created me thus, it was in His image, and so I shall be proud that I am white.
If I were magenta, I still would be proud.

I am Christian, and no one shall say I am Muslim.
If I were to die today, I'd surely go to Hell, so thank God for Purgatory.
I eat the Lord every Sunday and don't fuss about it.
Some would fuss about other things: This bread is flat! What kinda crap is this?! The bread is freaking gross! I'm outta here!
Yet we never complain about eating our Savior.
Unless you're an unruly little Protestant who must show honor and dignity and have integrity, whereas us noble Catholics are drowning in our indulgences and excessive charity.
However, my faith is akin to quarters of infinities.
That means, if you divide infinity by a quarter, you get infinity!
Woww!!! If that were a low price, I'd say it louder!
Woww!!! That's alot of faith!
But surely you can't quantify faith, although some say it is true.
I am Christian, and I don't care what you are.
But!
The Father in Heaven is not a man or a woman.
God is a god, the god, the only god that ever freaking existed.
And, believe what you want, no Catholic has ever worshipped anyone other than God.

I am male, and so shall remain one.
Now, frankly, I am shocked that everything I do is sexist somehow.
I don't know, maybe, just maybe! Just maybe, we're all brainwashed when we're 5 months old.
Brainwashed into thinking that men rule the world!
And women are our property!
Oh, the insanity!
I am male, and no woman shall have more rights than me.
I say no one shall have more rights than me.
Everyone shall have the same rights as me.
Disagree?